PanGAEA

The Pan-Galactic Agency of Espionage and Acquisition (also known as PanGAEA) is a secret service that keeps Waffle City running, like a well-oiled gear in an otherwise decrepit machine.

They are based underneath Waffle City, and the building can be entered through a mine shaft, which is in the hidden storeroom in the Generic Souvenir Shop. It has been hidden there because nobody ever visits, by virtue of the fact that the items are as tacky as it gets.

The main PanGAEA headquarters are situated in a gigantic cavern.