United Army

The United Army is the land warfare branch of the worldwide United Forces, and which also branches out into the secret service, the Spiffy Pancake Organisation. Both have headquarters and recruitment facilities in every city in each country that is part of the United Forces Treaty.

The UA started out as a defense perimeter around all countries which signed the 1667 peace treaty (which later was revised as the UFT), but the idea was changed due to the fact that many officers and soldiers on patrol were usually tired and worn-out; plus the fact that armies in different countries often had disputes. For the most part, the UA resolved these issues.

Evil Trouser Raid
This was completed in conjunction with SPO recons. Agent Phlum played a large part in defeating the corrupt janitor of Hensel Products.

No other wars or conflicts have been recorded as of yet.